And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers

[Snoopy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!

[Berek]

good whack with the cane never did me any harm..

beep

[Barman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!

They don?t like free? if you offered them the same answer as part of a multi-million Pound consultancy project they might be interested.

[Misunderstood]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!

They don?t like free? if you offered them the same answer as part of a multi-million Pound consultancy project they might be interested.

I have just worked that out for myself       About 40 years too late.

[Barman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!

They don?t like free? if you offered them the same answer as part of a multi-million Pound consultancy project they might be interested.

I have just worked that out for myself       About 40 years too late.

You have to be 'in' though...

[Mark]

You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark

[Barman]

You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark

I think we can make that! 

[Nick]

You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark

It's how I make my living!

[Barman]

You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.


Mark

It's how I make my living!

You're in charge Nick! 

[Mark]

 


Mark

[Snoopy]

You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark

It's how I make my living!

I know that but didn't mention it as private knowledge of one's fellow boarders should never be broadcast.
Frankly I don't blame you for taking their money (as you know I am not averse to having some of it myself)
I blame them for giving it to us though!

I console myself by thinking of it as recycling.

[Barman]

Could we recycle a few hundred ?k? to the pub do you think? 

[Snoopy]

Could we recycle a few hundred ?k? to the pub do you think? 

We consultants should be charging you for our wit and wisdom.






How much do you need? (Taps side of nose with forefinger in a knowing manner)

[Nick]

You ain't having none of mine!