A sudden influx of newcomers

[Nick]

Are they all Polish and trying to get Wenchy's job at a knock down rate?

Don't tell Growler. He likes a nice pole.

Oh, and welcome back from the naughty corner, Barman

[Bill Payer]

I am not Polish.  I have been lurking in the wings for a while.

[Smurf]

 I walk into a new pub and like country pubs it has gone quiet, is every one looking at me.  What is this about polish, could I have got some on special offer to clean my shoes?

[Barman]

I walk into a new pub and like country pubs it has gone quiet, is every one looking at me.  What is this about polish, could I have got some on special offer to clean my shoes?

Welcome Smurf? 

Most of the regulars take the weekend off to let their liver recover ? normal service will be resumed on Monday? prolly. 

Polish immigrants are I?m afraid not welcome unless they are female, large breasted and attractive? well female and large breasted at a minimum? well female. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

You are just too picky barman,