Attention Growler

[Berek]

my blue tongue is better than yours..

[Nick]

Tongue night at the Pub? For the re-opening, I mean. Could be fun.

[Barman]

Tongue night at the Pub? For the re-opening, I mean. Could be fun.

[Bar Wench]

Before I agree, what does it involve?

[Nick]

Licking and stuff like that.

[Bar Wench]

Licking and stuff like that.

Then you can count me out. The only thing I lick is icecream. Out of a cornet or a tub. Not off people. Or animals. Have I covered all eventualities?

[Barman]

I was thinking sandwiches? 

[Barman]

Licking and stuff like that.

Then you can count me out. The only thing I lick is icecream. Out of a cornet or a tub. Not off people. Or animals. Have I covered all eventualities?

Poor Mr. Wench... 

[Nick]

Licking and stuff like that.

Then you can count me out. The only thing I lick is icecream. Out of a cornet or a tub. Not off people. Or animals. Have I covered all eventualities?

Mr Wench? (Welsh, therefore not quite in people or animals category)

[Nick]

Wot we both said

[Bar Wench]

Licking and stuff like that.

Then you can count me out. The only thing I lick is icecream. Out of a cornet or a tub. Not off people. Or animals. Have I covered all eventualities?

Poor Mr. Wench... 

As Nick points out he is Welsh. Neither animal, vegetable, mineral or human. Special exception.

[Barman]

Licking and stuff like that.

Then you can count me out. The only thing I lick is icecream. Out of a cornet or a tub. Not off people. Or animals. Have I covered all eventualities?

Poor Mr. Wench... 

As Nick points out he is Welsh. Neither animal, vegetable, mineral or human. Special exception.

[Darwins Selection]

Licking and stuff like that.

Then you can count me out. The only thing I lick is icecream. Out of a cornet or a tub. Not off people. Or animals. Have I covered all eventualities?

I doubt it very much.

Mr Berek will no doubt have some further serving suggestions.