Dilemma #2

[Bar Wench]

First of all ask yourself why they are interested in you. What makes them think that you are somehow special or newsworthy? What are they looking for?

Well that part is simple enough.

They shortlist a few local drooling nutters that they hope they will be able to re-mould into "entertaining" situations.

In this case I should think they envisaged a trailer clip of a raging Barman holding a local artisan in a headlock and inserting olives in his rectum.

I take it back. Do it. I would love to see that! 

[Barman]

First of all ask yourself why they are interested in you. What makes them think that you are somehow special or newsworthy? What are they looking for?

Well that part is simple enough.

They shortlist a few local drooling nutters that they hope they will be able to re-mould into "entertaining" situations.

In this case I should think they envisaged a trailer clip of a raging Barman holding a local artisan in a headlock and inserting olives in his rectum.

I'd pay to see that...  oh I see...