TLC!?!?!?! For this lot?!?!?? You're on you own LL!
Personally I was going to suggest the Exploding Badger or simply The Wench.
Don't let me down here Wenchy!
TLC comes in many different forms - I tell this to BM very often when I conduct my own firm but fair TLC of a slap around the bounce, trapping his goolies in the blender, or feeding him his maggot pie!
I was hoping to lull them into a flase sense of security