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Re: Maggots
« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2007, 05:55:43 PM »
Ah... the ol' sheet fetish then...  eyes:

Try saying that after a few sherbets  eyes:
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« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2007, 05:56:27 PM »
Ah... the ol' sheet fetish then...  eyes:

Try saying that after a few sherbets  eyes:
I'm not sure I could say it now...  noooo:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #92 on: October 07, 2007, 06:03:52 PM »
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #93 on: October 07, 2007, 06:07:41 PM »
What is this thread about?
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #94 on: October 07, 2007, 06:08:48 PM »
Maggots ~ why?  whistle:
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« Reply #95 on: October 07, 2007, 06:13:30 PM »
I hakve none that I know of yet, so I will slither away. But Mrs Nick has a thing about silverfish. I can't even see them. What is all that about then?
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #96 on: October 07, 2007, 06:19:19 PM »
With ref. to Snoopy's comment... can't be @rsed to go back and quote... Precisely. If that's what it says on the tin, then that's what's in it.... innit?

It may have gone tangential from time to time.... flirtatious maggoting... even Magritte-ing... but essentially maggots.

And Snoopy, how come I used too many T's on the previous page? Eh?
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #97 on: October 07, 2007, 06:20:25 PM »
I hakve none that I know of yet, so I will slither away. But Mrs Nick has a thing about silverfish. I can't even see them. What is all that about then?



Silverfish ~ Insect They like the dark and damp places around kitchens etc. Often to be found behind old, damp wall paper, in larders etc. They live on starch/sugars etc. Legless hence the fish like movements that give them their name.
Many associate them with dirt but that is not the case. Hard to eradicate, especially in old, humid houses.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #98 on: October 07, 2007, 06:22:16 PM »
Lost cause then!

May as well adopt them
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #99 on: October 07, 2007, 06:23:27 PM »
With ref. to Snoopy's comment... can't be @rsed to go back and quote... Precisely. If that's what it says on the tin, then that's what's in it.... innit?

It may have gone tangential from time to time.... flirtatious maggoting... even Magritte-ing... but essentially maggots.

And Snoopy, how come I used too many T's on the previous page? Eh?

The Off Topic has two Ts in it ~ your anagram had three but you still got a clap.
I'll leave it to Nick to explain about the need or otherwise of an apostrophe in your question (He's touchy about their use you know)
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #100 on: October 07, 2007, 06:26:14 PM »
Lost cause then!

May as well adopt them

Very much so I'm afraid ~ though that will not satisfy Mrs Nick or any other woman I ever met.
You can get stuff to kill them off but they'll return as the poison doesn't seem to have any effect on the eggs.
Bit like nits from school really ~ you have to keep on treating as one or two of the little buggers has always laid eggs before you can get at them.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #101 on: October 07, 2007, 06:28:44 PM »
With ref. to Snoopy's comment... can't be @rsed to go back and quote... Precisely. If that's what it says on the tin, then that's what's in it.... innit?

It may have gone tangential from time to time.... flirtatious maggoting... even Magritte-ing... but essentially maggots.

And Snoopy, how come I used too many T's on the previous page? Eh?

The Off Topic has two Ts in it ~ your anagram had three but you still got a clap.
I'll leave it to Nick to explain about the need or otherwise of an apostrophe in your question (He's touchy about their use you know)

Hmmm... I was thinking Dr Spooner rather then Ms Ana Gram  cool14:

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Re: Maggots
« Reply #102 on: October 07, 2007, 06:30:35 PM »
With ref. to Snoopy's comment... can't be @rsed to go back and quote... Precisely. If that's what it says on the tin, then that's what's in it.... innit?

It may have gone tangential from time to time.... flirtatious maggoting... even Magritte-ing... but essentially maggots.

And Snoopy, how come I used too many T's on the previous page? Eh?

The Off Topic has two Ts in it ~ your anagram had three but you still got a clap.
I'll leave it to Nick to explain about the need or otherwise of an apostrophe in your question (He's touchy about their use you know)

Hmmm... I was thinking Dr Spooner rather then Ms Ana Gram  cool14:

No problem.

In that case my dear sir please excerpt my sincere apologies.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #103 on: October 07, 2007, 06:37:36 PM »
In that case my dear sir please excerpt my sincere apologies.

I've tried excerpting them but there seems to be a problem. Can I exhume them?
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #104 on: October 07, 2007, 06:42:48 PM »
In that case my dear sir please excerpt my sincere apologies.

I've tried excerpting them but there seems to be a problem. Can I exhume them?


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