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Offline tel

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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2007, 03:35:56 PM »
And when you were 16?? What changed?

My grandfather's watches all ran backwards when he put them on. noooo:

I was always getting static shocks, didn't matter what kind of clothing I wore. Gradually it stopped.

Ever go to kiss a girl and get an electric shock thru the lips - doesn't do much for the passion.


Nylon knickers on her and nylon socks on you = Static. Next time wear cotton socks and ask her to take her knickers off before she kisses you ~ you both know that is the deal anyway so it'll also save time.

You knew girls who wore knickers?

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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2007, 03:40:06 PM »
Yes, but not for long. If you catch my drift. Ah, the good old days................ lol:

Maybe Mrs Nick's knicker elastic and other stuff is the problem. I must make her wear wellies in future. Or rubberwear.

















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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2007, 03:46:11 PM »
Yes, but not for long. If you catch my drift. Ah, the good old days................ lol:

Maybe Mrs Nick's knicker elastic and other stuff is the problem. I must make her wear wellies in future. Or rubberwear.



















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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2007, 03:46:36 PM »
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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2007, 03:47:54 PM »
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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2007, 03:48:25 PM »
Didn't you see the piccies of her wellies?

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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2007, 03:51:57 PM »
Or just her rubbers?  point:
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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2007, 03:54:36 PM »
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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2007, 03:56:09 PM »
Can't find a piccie at the moment.

Mind you, don't confuse her with Teresa May!

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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2007, 03:59:44 PM »
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Tory woman. They must often get mixed up! point:
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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2007, 04:04:28 PM »
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Tory woman. They must often get mixed up! point:

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Re: Human magnets
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2007, 10:05:16 PM »
Nylon knickers on her and nylon socks on you = Static. Next time wear cotton socks and ask her to take her knickers off before she kisses you ~ you both know that is the deal anyway so it'll also save time.
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