The Monday 'what the hell is that' caption competition

[Bar Wench]

Not all 500 no. But all in the areas surrounding, Oxford, Cambridge, Epsom, Marbella, Gibralter and Putney. It's my Brother's fault not mine.

[Grumpmeister]

Let me guess, your brother was forcing pizza and booze down your throat Wenchy 

[Nick]

Obviously. He also carries a bucket, sensibly

[Bar Wench]

Let me guess, your brother was forcing pizza and booze down your throat Wenchy 

It wasn't actually me. It was Brother Wench and a friend that have been banned. I was just unfortunate enough to be sitting at the same table. Anyone with the Wench name is now persona non grata.

[Grumpmeister]

So 'borrow' Mr Wench's name and go back there 

[Nick]

Hello. Miss Dick here, I wish to book a table at your esteemed Pizza Hut, My name is not Miss Wench, I am a Dick in waiting.

etc.

Bound to work!

[Bar Wench]

Truth be told I'm not a great fan of pizza hut. I used to go when Brother Wench was a student as I was paying and that was the greatest value for money.

[Darwins Selection]

I am a Dick in waiting.