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Re: Riddles
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2007, 09:33:59 AM »
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Mošše word fręt--     me žęt žuhte
   A moth ate songs-wolfed words!
   
wrętlicu wyrd     ža ic žęt wundor gefręgn,
   That seemed a weird dish-that a worm
   
žęt se wyrm forswealg    wera gied sumes,
   Should swallow, dumb thief in the dark,
   
žeof in žystro,     žrymfęstne cwide
   The songs of a man, his chants of glory,
   
ond žęs strangan stažol.     Stęlgiest ne węs
  Their place of strength. That thief-guest
 
wihte žy gleawra,     že he žam wordum swealg.
   Was no wiser for having swallowed words
 
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2007, 09:45:40 AM »
You describe yourself methinks.  rubschin:

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2007, 09:47:22 AM »
Metaphorically speaking!
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2007, 09:57:38 AM »
What is this shite?TM  shrugs:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2007, 09:58:37 AM »
Anglo Saxon sonny
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2007, 09:59:36 AM »
Anglo Saxon sonny
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2007, 10:00:29 AM »
Hals is min hwit    ond heafod fealo,
   I am a warrior with a white throat.
   
sidan swa some.     Swift ic eom on feže,
   My head and sides are tawny. Two ears
   
beadowępen bere.     Me on bęce standaš
   Tower above my eyes. My back and cheeks
   
her swylce swe on hleorum.     Hlifiaš tu
   Are furred. I bear battle-weapons.
   
earan ofer eagum.     Ordum ic steppe
 5 My gait is swift. I lope through green
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in grene gręs.     Me biš gyrn witod,
   Grass on battle-toes. My song is sorrow
   
gif mec onhęle     an onfindeš
   If the slaughter-hound scents the narrow
   
węlgrim wiga,     žęr ic wic buge,
   Hall where I lie hidden with a brood
   
bold mid bearnum,     ond ic bide žęr
   Of children and we wait nestled in the curve
   
mid geogušcnosle.    Hwonne gęst cume
 10 Of love while death snuffs at the door.
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to durum minum,     him biž deaš witod;
   The dog drags doom-so quick with terror
   
foržon ic sceal of ešle     eaforan mine
   I seize my children for a secret flight.
   
forhtmod fergan,     fleame nergan.
   If he bellies down, stalking in my chamber,
   
Gif he me ęfterweard     ealles weoržeš--
   I cannot choose to fight-that is fools'
   
hine breost beraš--     ic his bidan ne dear,
 15 Counsel-I must tunnel a quick road
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režes on geruman--      (nele žęt ręd teale)--
   Through a steep hill, paw for the light,
   
ac ic sceal fromlice     fežemundum
   Rush mothered babes through the burrow
   
žurh steapne beorg      stręte wyrcan.
   Safely on secret streets out the hill-hole.
   
Eaže ic męg freora     feorh genergan,
   Brood-free I do not fear the hound's rush.
   
gif ic męgburge mot      mine gelędan
 20 If the death-foe tracks the fierce mother
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on degolne weg      žurh dunežyrel
   Through side streets, he will find
   
swęse ond gesibbe;     ic me sižžan ne žearf
   A narrow road through Grimsgate and a hard
   
węlhwelpes wig      wiht onsittan.
   Meeting on hilltop as I turn battle-tooth
   
gif se nišsceaža     nearwe stige
   And war-claw on the foe I once fled.
   
me on swaže secež,     ne tosęlež him
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on žam gegnpaže     gužgemotes,
       
sižžan ic žurh hylles     hrof geręce,
       
ond žurh hest hrino     hildepilum
       
lašgewinnum,     žam že ic longe fleah.
     
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2007, 10:01:48 AM »
What a load of bollocks!

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2007, 10:04:50 AM »
Badger, actually!
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2007, 10:05:46 AM »
TRIPE!!!!

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2007, 10:06:52 AM »
In some circumstances, yes redface:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2007, 10:14:17 AM »
In other circumstances...

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #42 on: November 01, 2007, 11:11:39 AM »
Please stop .....you are hurting all my sensitivities


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Re: Riddles
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2007, 11:13:22 AM »
Not much harm done there then!
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2007, 10:06:40 AM »
Cheat! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead censored: censored: censored: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

And you had them all memorised  whistle:

Oddly enough, yes!

This explains a lot, Nick has so many riddles memorised that there is no space left for common sense. That is why he is always causing some cataclysNick event.  point:
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