Flat caps and driving gloves.

[GROWLER]

Look 'ere you useless crustation, why do you drive as if there's still a geezer walking in front of you with a red flag ey, and HOW exactly does wearing all that oap shite actually disable you from pressing the piggin accelerator pedal properly ey, HOW, EXACTLY?

Get back into the Natural History Museum with 'my Doris' where you belong, while the rest of us can actually get on with our lives.

[Nick]

My FiL was one of those 

[GROWLER]

My FiL was one of those 

Not kiddin', coming down the one lane slip lane onto the M53 yesterday at the Moreton spur...if you know it, which you should, it's long by comparison anyway, and this fossil was dawdling along at an indicated 35 miles per bloody piggin life wasting hour.
Totally oblivious to the 10 vehicle crawling traffic jam behind him.

Stupid old bastard shouldn't even be on the road if he can't make REASONABLE progress ffs.


His seemingly compulsary flat cap was actually white btw. An extreme danger signal.

[Darwins Selection]

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I wear a tweed cap and I have 6 points on my licence.