It's inevitable that we overhear conversations; tittle tattle, gossip, arguments even. Sometimes it can even be amusing, but mostly it's just...
This morning I took a bus. I quite like a bus... outside of the rush hour. This journey was not one of those. I was within earshot of an oik, a white oik conversing wiv 'is mate, yeah, about 'is music, yeah. 'Cos it was, like cool to mash it up, yeah, 'cos... and here it comes... that phrase that almost caused me to break out into a cold sweat...
'Cos, like
Back in the day, when I 'ad them trax, yeah,
Back in the day we used to really mash 'em....
WTF did that come from? I hate it