What should I do?

[Landlady]

teat

 
Sorry

[Landlady]

Didn't you know that one then BM?

Ha then serves you right for ALWAYS leaving things in your trouser pockets when they are 'generally' dumped on the floor for hanging up by your invisible maid  Finding the occasional bit of legal tender folding stuff tucked deep in the pocket, underneath used hankerchiefs generally, is a small reward for the hours of tidying up. Same goes for coins left loose in pockets (which sometimes don't always get found and then make an almighty noise in the washing machine) - which as you know is not insubstantial netting me a recent CYP90.00 when takeninto the bank   

[Tinkerbell]

Didn't you know that one then BM?

Ha then serves you right for ALWAYS leaving things in your trouser pockets when they are 'generally' dumped on the floor for hanging up by your invisible maid  Finding the occasional bit of legal tender folding stuff tucked deep in the pocket, underneath used hankerchiefs generally, is a small reward for the hours of tidying up. Same goes for coins left loose in pockets (which sometimes don't always get found and then make an almighty noise in the washing machine) - which as you know is not insubstantial netting me a recent CYP90.00 when takeninto the bank   

Morning LL....Friday is it then?????      

[Nick]

So Mrs Nick is working from home 

I enquired earlier about hte whereabouts of a fairly vital letter that came the other day. "I have no idea where it might be," she said. I commenced a house wide hunt and located it on top of a wardrobe

I reported my find and she said "I know, I put it there for safekeeping. I had just forgotten where it was for the moment"

I may have to get her certified.