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Tinkerbell

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Little old man
« on: November 06, 2007, 01:04:28 PM »
A little old man shuffled slowly into an icecream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully up on to a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana slit.

The waitress asked kindly, 'crushed nuts?'





'No' he replied..... 'arthritis'!!!!!
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Offline Nick

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Re: Little old man
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 01:16:02 PM »
Shame upon you and all your ancestors!
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Re: Little old man
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 01:26:06 PM »
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Little old man
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 01:31:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2007, 01:16:02 PM
Shame upon you and all your ancestors!

1. Probably Great-Grandfather.
2. c Arthur Askey 195x
3. What is a banana slit? (Maybe I don't want to know)
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Re: Little old man
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 06:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2007, 01:31:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2007, 01:16:02 PM
Shame upon you and all your ancestors!

1. Probably Great-Grandfather.
2. c Arthur Askey 195x
3. What is a banana slit? (Maybe I don't want to know)

A proof reader by profession... now I know!!!!!  point:
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Re: Little old man
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 03:07:26 PM »
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A poof reader by profession... now I know!!!!!
 

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