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Offline Nick

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There could be money in this!
« on: November 08, 2007, 10:09:13 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7083123.stm

Time for confessions I think.

I bet most of the current clientelle would qualify in one way or another. I have enormous feet, for example.
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 10:13:00 AM »
Why don't they just visit Slough?
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 10:23:26 AM »
Or anywhere in either Norfolk or Wales!
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 10:25:59 AM »
Quote from: tel on November 08, 2007, 10:13:00 AM
Why don't they just visit Slough?


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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 10:37:14 AM »
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Some of the facial features the studio is looking for include:


extremely large heads and foreheads
wide or close-set eyes
over or undersized ears and/or nose
facial deformities
pronounced cheekbones
ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

Yep, I'm on the list.



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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 10:45:26 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 08, 2007, 10:37:14 AM
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Some of the facial features the studio is looking for include:


extremely large heads and foreheads
wide or close-set eyes
over or undersized ears and/or nose
facial deformities
pronounced cheekbones
ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

Yep, I'm on the list.





So am I.  sad32:
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 10:47:27 AM »
Growler could walk it!
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »
I hate to dash your hopes of hollywood fame Nick but the curse of Captain Calamity would stop them from allowing you within at least a hundred miles of the set.  whistle:
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 01:16:06 PM »
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2007, 01:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2007, 10:09:13 AM
I have enormous feet

Aren't large feet supposed to be offset by small waving-organs?

It would make sense as I have very dainty feet. whistle:
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2007, 01:50:22 PM »
Last year the Chinese lot came here for Xmas dinner. This year we have been invited there. We shall take cheese - a substance unknown in China it seems, they regarded it cautiously. The MIL is coming. Disaster looms. Must recommend GOOSE!
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Re: There could be money in this!
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2007, 01:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2007, 01:49:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2007, 10:09:13 AM
I have enormous feet

Aren't large feet supposed to be offset by small waving-organs?

It would make sense as I have very dainty feet. whistle:

If you say so! evil: ::)
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