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Offline tel

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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 03:29:28 PM »
Quote from: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:
Ah... the most likely...
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2007, 03:30:13 PM »
Quote from: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:

Ohhhh possibly the best one. The cat would have to chew through you to get through the cat flap. Sort of like a domestic alien.
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2007, 03:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:30:13 PM
Quote from: tel on November 14, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
See loads of ways!

Including the cat tearing lumps out your arse cos your'e blocking his way in! eeek:

Ohhhh possibly the best one. The cat would have to chew through you to get through the cat flap. Sort of like a domestic alien.
Or prolly just scratch your eyes out and piss off to a neighbour for supper… little sods.  noooo:
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