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Re: Landlady
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2007, 02:49:20 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 

Poor you.  happy100

I think you need to buy some things.  ;)

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #76 on: November 15, 2007, 02:50:01 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think  eyes:
Bugger!  Banghead

No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim  ::)

Ah bless!

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #77 on: November 15, 2007, 02:50:15 PM »
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She lives,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #78 on: November 15, 2007, 02:51:07 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think  eyes:
Bugger!  Banghead

No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim  ::)

Ah bless!

He is bald then! evil:

He's a baldy baldy bastard!!!  point:

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #79 on: November 15, 2007, 02:51:17 PM »
Sure!
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #80 on: November 15, 2007, 02:51:47 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think  eyes:
Bugger!  Banghead

No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim  ::)

Ah bless!

He is bald then! evil:

He's a baldy baldy bastard!!!  point:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #81 on: November 15, 2007, 02:52:05 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think  eyes:
Bugger!  Banghead

No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim  ::)

Ah bless!

He is bald then! evil:

He's a baldy baldy bastard!!!  point:

 eeek:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #82 on: November 15, 2007, 02:57:35 PM »
Wenchy - BBB BM changed your link  shocked003
Am going now but when I meet him in the kitchen I shall give his shiny napper a BIG slap from you and also two from me ......


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Re: Landlady
« Reply #83 on: November 15, 2007, 02:58:48 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:


I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #84 on: November 15, 2007, 03:00:27 PM »
Wenchy - BBB BM changed your link  shocked003
Am going now but when I meet him in the kitchen I shall give his shiny napper a BIG slap from you and also two from me ......


How very dare he!!!

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #85 on: November 15, 2007, 03:47:09 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:


I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.

It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #86 on: November 15, 2007, 04:52:42 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:


I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.

It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
It arrives tomorrow.. 11am... I'll post a picture...  whistle:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #87 on: November 15, 2007, 05:02:17 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:


I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.

It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
It arrives tomorrow.. 11am... I'll post a picture...  whistle:


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Re: Landlady
« Reply #88 on: November 15, 2007, 06:36:48 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:


I shall cock my leg on his new bike's wheels when it gets here.

It's a Yamaha XT660, so don't hold your breath. I've heard it rumoured that Continental Drift is faster... whistle:
It arrives tomorrow.. 11am... I'll post a picture...  whistle:


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