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Offline Snoopy

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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2007, 04:12:34 PM »
The sexual life of the Camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season he tried to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice was blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which explains the hump on the Camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2007, 05:05:28 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on November 18, 2007, 02:29:48 PM
"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....

OR--------- The figure head was wenchy in bed
Chewing the barmans penis

mmmmmmmmm doubt this post will last long  redface:
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2007, 05:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Shy Talk on November 18, 2007, 05:05:28 PM
The figure head was wenchy in bed
Chewing the barmans penis

mmmmmmmmm doubt this post will last long . . . .

. . . .she said. whistle:
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2007, 05:27:48 PM »
Cheam girls don't do that. And most definitely not to baldy girls-bike riding, bad-home brewing types...
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2007, 05:37:44 PM »
I do think this has gone far enough.  evil:

Sorry Wenchy.
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2007, 06:39:20 PM »
An engineer told me before he died
That he knew a maiden with a twat so wide
That she could not be satisfied
Ah, um titty bum titty bum titty bum

So they built a bloody great wheel . . . . . . . .
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2007, 07:51:45 PM »
It took a coal miner.
To find her vagina
but the hairs on her dicky-dido
hung down to her knees

One black one, one white one
and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a fairy light on
to guide you on in
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2007, 07:55:35 PM »
Can we stop this now do you think ~ it has ceased to be witty and is degenerating into the downright offensive.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2007, 07:58:36 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2007, 08:05:24 PM »
Seconded!
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2007, 09:30:20 PM »
Well she wore big knickers and worked on't sewage farm
I got me hands down her jeans and nearly lost half me arm
But after 10 pints she looked quite fit
I couldnt wait to get me hands on her flabby tits

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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2007, 11:31:19 PM »
That is not a song from your childhood and my patience is wearing very thin. Those who have posted offensive material may, of course, want to do the honourable thing and remove their own postings. If not I will remove the lot.
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Re: RSF thread reminds me of kids songs
« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2007, 08:44:38 AM »
Perhaps I can bring it back to the true spirit of the post, wicked songs from one's childhood.

Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler has something sim'lar
And poor old Goebels has no balls at all.
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