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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2007, 10:02:07 AM »
There's a lot of it about they say.
Do you borrow Mr Wench's man sized hankies or treat yourself to those Kleenex with the Aloe Vera in them?
When I was a kid half the class was walking round with Vaseline smeared across their top lips (Alright Darwin, Berek et al you know what I mean  ::)) at this time of the year. Don't see that anymore but my children still all get colds during this half term leading up to Christmas and sniff all day long with the resultant red upper lip and soreness.
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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2007, 10:03:38 AM »
There's a lot of it about they say.
Do you borrow Mr Wench's man sized hankies or treat yourself to those Kleenex with the Aloe Vera in them?
When I was a kid half the class was walking round with Vaseline smeared across their top lips (Alright Darwin, Berek et al you know what I mean  ::)) at this time of the year. Don't see that anymore but my children still all get colds during this half term leading up to Christmas and sniff all day long with the resultant red upper lip and soreness.
We used to have Vick rubbed on our chests...  whistle:
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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2007, 10:06:46 AM »
Borrow Mr Wench's hankies?!?! Are you mad man?!?!? The years of crust on those things I'm not touching them!

I have tissues with balsam, not aloe vera though because I am allergic to it.  sad24:

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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2007, 10:09:23 AM »
There's a lot of it about they say.
Do you borrow Mr Wench's man sized hankies or treat yourself to those Kleenex with the Aloe Vera in them?
When I was a kid half the class was walking round with Vaseline smeared across their top lips (Alright Darwin, Berek et al you know what I mean  ::)) at this time of the year. Don't see that anymore but my children still all get colds during this half term leading up to Christmas and sniff all day long with the resultant red upper lip and soreness.
We used to have Vick rubbed on our chests...  whistle:

That too. Pity the poor teachers who must have found the collective sniffing and stench of Vick hard to put up with. No wonder they dashed for the staffroom and a drag on a cigarette at breaks. Mind we had some who used to smoke in the classroom as they taught.
One, who taught art, used a cigarette holder and wore yellow socks ~ we were very suspicious of him. rubschin:
Another, an ex army man, smoked a pipe. Used to get one of the boys to nip out for an ounce of shag from time to time.
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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2007, 10:12:56 AM »
Borrow Mr Wench's hankies?!?! Are you mad man?!?!? The years of crust on those things I'm not touching them!

I have tissues with balsam, not aloe vera though because I am allergic to it.  sad24:

Ah ~ He is not a fresh hanky a day man then?
I have about a hundred man sized hankies in my drawer. All washed and ironed and the kids get the slightly worn but softer ones from the bottom of the heap whenever they get a cold. These are then boiled, dried, ironed and put back at the bottom of the pile ready for the next cold. In this house they are known as "Bed-hankies"
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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2007, 10:14:00 AM »
Borrow Mr Wench's hankies?!?! Are you mad man?!?!? The years of crust on those things I'm not touching them!

WARNING, Mr Selection has suffered a seizure caused by self-restraint.

 
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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2007, 10:15:25 AM »
Borrow Mr Wench's hankies?!?! Are you mad man?!?!? The years of crust on those things I'm not touching them!

WARNING, Mr Selection has suffered a seizure caused by self-restraint.

 

Somehow I knew that would happen  eeek:
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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2007, 10:23:34 AM »
It's hard enough trying to second guess you lot without a head of snot. I don't stand a chance.  noooo:

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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2007, 10:29:02 AM »
It's hard enough trying to second guess you lot without a head of snot. I don't stand a chance.  noooo:

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Re: I am miffed
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2007, 12:14:51 PM »
Borrow Mr Wench's hankies?!?! Are you mad man?!?!? The years of crust on those things I'm not touching them!

WARNING, Mr Selection has suffered a seizure caused by self-restraint.

 
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Very well controlled under the circumstances…  noooo:
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