Things I've learned over the years
1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
2. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the duvet.
3. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
4. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.
5. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
6. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
7. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
