Sat Navs

[Barman]

The Boy is making a tank

[Snoopy]

All over now. I am supposed to be mopping floors

Mrs Nick is cleaning out the fridge.

The Boy is making a tank

Ohmigawd ~ where is he planning to attack?

[Nick]

It's keeping him very quiet

[Snoopy]

Why does the fridge need cleaning? ~ Apparently it hasn't seen much use recently.

[The Moan Ranger]

http://www.tekability.com/catalog/item114.htm

Minor tweaks inside from an electronics engineer I know result in a far more powerful kick! And they're only a tenner in Maplins...

[Snoopy]

http://www.tekability.com/catalog/item114.htm

Minor tweaks inside from an electronics engineer I know result in a far more powerful kick! And they're only a tenner in Maplins...

I find a sharp dig in the ribs works well but the guaranteed snore stopper is achieved by whispering "suggestively" in her ear whilst stroking whichever bit of her is closest to you. Works every time ~ she is out of bed, dressed and heading for the shops/kitchen/work before I can say SEX!

[The Moan Ranger]

http://www.tekability.com/catalog/item114.htm

Minor tweaks inside from an electronics engineer I know result in a far more powerful kick! And they're only a tenner in Maplins...

I find a sharp dig in the ribs works well but the guaranteed snore stopper is achieved by whispering "suggestively" in her ear whilst stroking whichever bit of her is closest to you. Works every time ~ she is out of bed, dressed and heading for the shops/kitchen/work before I can say SEX!

Foolish hound. This gizmo stops them snoring for long in the first place. Therefore I wouldn't be awake to administer said dig in the ribs, which was the previous method. 

[Snoopy]

http://www.tekability.com/catalog/item114.htm

Minor tweaks inside from an electronics engineer I know result in a far more powerful kick! And they're only a tenner in Maplins...

I find a sharp dig in the ribs works well but the guaranteed snore stopper is achieved by whispering "suggestively" in her ear whilst stroking whichever bit of her is closest to you. Works every time ~ she is out of bed, dressed and heading for the shops/kitchen/work before I can say SEX!

Foolish hound. This gizmo stops them snoring for long in the first place. Therefore I wouldn't be awake to administer said dig in the ribs, which was the previous method. 

Fair 'nuff.