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Offline Snoopy

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Yet another one for the ladies
« on: January 02, 2008, 01:19:06 PM »
Received this morning from a friend:

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a great big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!
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Re: Yet another one for the ladies
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 12:39:04 PM »
I wouldn't need one of those for Mrs Nick. SHe is on some kind of permanent hormonal warpath at present noooo:
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Re: Yet another one for the ladies
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Ahhh! It comes to them all in time.  noooo:
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 01:37:24 PM »
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