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You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« on: January 21, 2008, 02:59:24 PM »
If this club is so desperate they are having to ask for help from this drugged up waste of oxygen then they must be well and truely beyond hope.  noooo:

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German football club struggling to avoid financial collapse has asked rocker Pete Doherty to help publicize their plight as he supported the side as a boy, Doherty's manager and club officials said on Friday.

The lead singer of Babyshambles, famous for his relationship with supermodel Kate Moss and a series of widely-publicized drug problems, spent part of his childhood on a British army base near the western city of Krefeld and developed an affection for local club KFC Uerdingen, Doherty's manager Adrian Hunter said.

Uerdingen Marketing Director Stefan Hoffmann said he was hopeful Doherty could help raise awareness of the former Bundesliga club's difficulties and boost ticket sales.

Doherty had been invited to visit next week when he will be in nearby Cologne for a concert, he added.

"I know he has some affection for the club and he would be happy to do something if he has time," Hunter said.

Uerdingen, which now plays in a lower regional league, was founded in November 1905. They won the German Cup in 1985, beating Bayern Munich 2-1 in the final.

Hoffmann said that Doherty, who was born in March 1979, had watched Uerdingen's UEFA Cup Winners' Cup quarter-final, second-leg against Dynamo Dresden in 1986 which Uerdingen won 7-3 having lost the first leg 2-0 in Dresden.

They were beaten 4-2 by Atletico Madrid in the semi-finals.

As part of its efforts to raise money, the club recently sold the rights to coach the team for one match on auction site eBay. An unidentified bidder paid 4,110 euros and will coach the team for their match on Saturday against Rot-Weiss Oberhausen.
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Re: You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 09:53:03 AM »
If this club is so desperate they are having to ask for help from this drugged up waste of oxygen then they must be well and truely beyond hope.  noooo:

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German football club struggling to avoid financial collapse has asked rocker Pete Doherty to help publicize their plight as he supported the side as a boy, Doherty's manager and club officials said on Friday.

The lead singer of Babyshambles, famous for his relationship with supermodel Kate Moss and a series of widely-publicized drug problems, spent part of his childhood on a British army base near the western city of Krefeld and developed an affection for local club KFC Uerdingen, Doherty's manager Adrian Hunter said.

Uerdingen Marketing Director Stefan Hoffmann said he was hopeful Doherty could help raise awareness of the former Bundesliga club's difficulties and boost ticket sales.

Doherty had been invited to visit next week when he will be in nearby Cologne for a concert, he added.

"I know he has some affection for the club and he would be happy to do something if he has time," Hunter said.

Uerdingen, which now plays in a lower regional league, was founded in November 1905. They won the German Cup in 1985, beating Bayern Munich 2-1 in the final.

Hoffmann said that Doherty, who was born in March 1979, had watched Uerdingen's UEFA Cup Winners' Cup quarter-final, second-leg against Dynamo Dresden in 1986 which Uerdingen won 7-3 having lost the first leg 2-0 in Dresden.

They were beaten 4-2 by Atletico Madrid in the semi-finals.

As part of its efforts to raise money, the club recently sold the rights to coach the team for one match on auction site eBay. An unidentified bidder paid 4,110 euros and will coach the team for their match on Saturday against Rot-Weiss Oberhausen.

And what, ,may I ask, has fried chicken got to do with football? Or is that where they meet after the match?
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Re: You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 10:38:44 AM »
Its a German team so maybe it stands for 'Kompletely Fcuked Cameraden'.  point:




They'll be asking Nick for help next.
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Re: You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 10:44:44 AM »
Its a German team so maybe it stands for 'Kompletely Fcuked Cameraden'.  point:




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Re: You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 12:49:52 PM »
Well they do sound desperate BM  whistle:
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Re: You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 12:50:33 PM »
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Re: You know you are buggred when Doherty is your only hope
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 01:26:21 PM »
Actually the KFC could also stand for 'Ketamine Football Club'


Would guarrantee attention from the gormless drug addled arse.
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