Frog thinks: "Tee Hee, I'll just fill in this transfer of £3.5Bn to Professor "Legs" Akimbo at the university of Lagos, then click 'Cancel' "
Leans back and takes a puff of his Gauloise, then a bite from his garlic and snail baguette, from the end of which pops a hard, rubbery, cooked mollusc and strikes the "Y" key of his PC"
Frog: "Merde, zat is the last time I buy lunch at M&S. Zeese pants from zee same shop also fail adequately to support my compact French testes"
