No defense for this silly person (female or male it doesn't matter) she (in this instance) was rude and obviously thinking only her own convenience
We used to live near Windsor Race Course (many moons ago) and barstewards would regularly opt to park in our road (about 300 yards from the race course entrance) rather than pay the then 75p charge to park in the race course car park. Okay so money saving aside it was a bummer for those of us who were then trying to find a place in the road we lived in when arriving home from a busy day - I flipped one day when someone (like your dizzy bint) decided because my car was at home on our drive they HAD the RIGHT to park right across it - blocking me in!
What if I'd had a medical emergency - what if I'd needed to pop off down to the shops - I was
soooooooooooooooooo I went indoors, got two large sheets of A4 paper on which I wrote a thank you note to them for blocking me in - pasted the back of each with flour water mustard and anything else I could find that would make a sticky mess and slapped it right in the middle of the drivers screen view and then ALSO taped them down with copious amounts of sticky tape..............
Then sat by the window, peering out through the bottom of the curtains and awaited their return
THEY WERE SUPRSIED and embarrassed enough to drive off without removing (bet they had to do it a little way down the road though) and they NEVER parked across our drive again..........
Don't mess with me - eh