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Offline Grumpmeister

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What not to say in the office canteen
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:03:31 PM »
There are times I really should learn to think before I speak.

Chef: Why aren't you having the ribs, dont you want some meat?

Me: Well there are some staff members missing today so I'm not sure where the ribs came from.


Dont think the canteen staff like me anymore  whistle:
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 04:06:30 PM »
Tee Hee! They'll be spitting in your soup tomorrow.
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 04:10:20 PM »
At least it would have some flavour then  whistle:
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 04:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 04:10:20 PM
At least it would have some flavour then  whistle:
Let's hope they just spit in it...  eeek:
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 04:14:15 PM »
Compared to comments colleagues of mine have made mine was tame and polite  angel1
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 07:37:53 PM »
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 08:01:37 PM »
I'm always polite and charming to our company chef. She is a superb cook. Today I cadged a couple of roasties cooked in duck fat from her.

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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 08:05:30 PM »
Normally I am polite it was just the way they asked me why I wasnt having ribs that set me off  whistle:
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2008, 08:08:59 PM »
I know, if someone feeds you the perfect line how can you not respond?
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 10:18:27 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 30, 2008, 08:08:59 PM
I know, if someone feeds you the perfect line how can you not respond?

By practising  restrainant  ::)
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 11:14:20 AM »
Where's the fun in that though  eyes:
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 04:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 30, 2008, 08:08:59 PM
I know, if someone feeds you the perfect line how can you not respond?

Guilty again. On the menu today, pea and ham soup. Me reaction after seeing it, look around the kitchen and then ask if Linda Blair had left yet...





Something tells me I'm not making any friends there  whistle:
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Re: What not to say in the office canteen
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2008, 05:44:39 PM »
I am reminded of the time when I was returning my small shopping trolley to the trolley park. I spotted a comely young wench , trolley less, heading in that direction and I said, "would you like this one love?". Her reply, "No thanks, I want a big one"... a slight pause, our eyes open wide.. a sharp intake of breath and we both burst out laughing! Two happy shoppers sh0ppers at Asda that day  ;D
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