What does Motson know anyway?

[Barman]

I?m guessing there were at least 1,000 journalists at the game yesterday ? all desperate to find something wrong with Wembley II or find a fan complaining about it. So far, I haven?t heard a single disaster story or detrimental report.

It can?t have all worked properly can it? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!

[Barman]

There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!

Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something? 

[Snoopy]

There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!

Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something? 

There are at least  25,000 fans who were there who will tell you it was the wrong result .... In fact they wuz robbed!

[Misunderstood]

There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!

Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something? 

I heard a LOT about the traffic chaos outside for up to four hours before the game started.

'Somebody' said "God help us if we have two high profile teams playing here!"     

[grumpyoldsoldier]

There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!

Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something? 

There are at least  25,000 fans who were there who will tell you it was the wrong result .... In fact they wuz robbed!

Certainly robbed.. ?4.50 a bloody pint and ?5 for a manky burger , bit like the prices in the snug

[Barman]

There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!

Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something? 

There are at least  25,000 fans who were there who will tell you it was the wrong result .... In fact they wuz robbed!

Certainly robbed.. ?4.50 a bloody pint and ?5 for a manky burger , bit like the prices in the snug

Ah, but our car park is free! 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

[Misunderstood]

Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

You said that would be our little secret   

And you promised Salmon and brought Skate 

[Snoopy]

Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

The car park is free .... it's the little extras ~ like still having wheels on it at the end of the evening or it failing to burst into flames during the time it is parked that you are paying him for. He is, ipso facto, "protecting" your car.

[Barman]

Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

The car park is free .... it's the little extras ~ like still having wheels on it at the end of the evening or it failing to burst into flames during the time it is parked that you are paying him for. He is, ipso facto, "protecting" your car.

Indeed...

Look what happened to a certain ship that didn't pay the fees... 

[Berek]

Sarah Brightman must have had some work done..