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Offline Nick

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More village strangeness
« on: March 13, 2008, 12:43:59 PM »
Someone has parked a rowing boat outside our house. By itself. In the road rubschin:

Well I always wanted a boat. The chatty decorator and I hare about to "move" it to my driveway eeek:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 12:45:38 PM »
Nick is adding Piracy to his many achievements now.  eeek:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 12:47:17 PM »
I am not one to look a gift boat in the, um, bows.
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 12:50:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 12:47:17 PM
I am not one to look a gift boat in the, um, bows.


Well be careful .... don't damage yer rowlocks lifting it through the gate.
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 12:52:35 PM »
We have just had a closer look. Not exactly seaworthy evil:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 12:53:11 PM »
Which may explain why it is not in the water.  ::)
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 12:54:29 PM »
But not why it is on a double yellow line
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 01:03:46 PM »
Waiting for a Ticket I expect.











(All boats need a "Ticket" or certificate of seaworthiness)
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 01:05:54 PM »
More likely to get squashed by a bus I spect

Oh dear. "Thrifty Harry" the local salvaging nutcase has just turned up with his trailer to remove it. His garden looks like Steptoe's yard. noooo:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 01:25:58 PM »
But on the bright side his garden would have a shortage of toads and squirrels Nick  whistle:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 01:26:19 PM »
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 02:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 13, 2008, 01:03:46 PM
Waiting for a Ticket I expect.


(All boats need a "Ticket" or certificate of seaworthiness)
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 04:57:37 PM »
We have the Boat now. Safely in my neighbour's garage. His wife was not impressed for some reason. Even though I said we should name it after her. noooo:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 05:01:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 04:57:37 PM
We have the Boat now. Safely in my neighbour's garage. His wife was not impressed for some reason. Even though I said we should name it after her. noooo:
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Re: More village strangeness
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 06:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2008, 04:57:37 PM
We have the Boat now. Safely in my neighbour's garage. His wife was not impressed for some reason. Even though I said we should name it after her. noooo:
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