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Offline Barman

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I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« on: March 18, 2008, 09:10:18 AM »
Graceful thing must have flown in thru the kitchen window. Flew all around without knocking any of LL’s tat off the walls and shelves. Eventually shooed it out of the patio door…  whistle:









Oh, you didn’t think…? Tsk, tsk…  noooo:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 09:11:40 AM »
Barman speaks of bird with forked tongue tail
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM »
Give me an Amazon any day.
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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 09:45:06 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM
Give me an Amazon any day.

Only 1 boob though! cry:
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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 10:06:53 AM »
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Offline Just One More

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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 03:29:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
Eventually shooed it out of the patio door…  whistle:

Shooed, not a word you hear much these days

One of my favourite Jack Dee jokes...

Bloke went for a job as a farrier, "Have you ever shooed a horse before?"

"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off"  lol:
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Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 03:45:09 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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