The all new Happy Birthday to LL thread (54 th)

[Landlady]

He's still charging me by the hour 'or part thereof'   

You are lucky he charges me by the minute or part thereof  luckily nothing I want takes more than 2 to 3 minutes tops 

[Nick]

luckily nothing I want takes more than 2 to 3 minutes tops 

 

[Snoopy]

He's still charging me by the hour 'or part thereof'   

You are lucky he charges me by the minute or part thereof  luckily nothing I want takes more than 2 to 3 minutes tops 

He can last that long? 

[Nick]

Someone called Lydia sent me this

Attractive body is our profile. No sweat tech.. Forge your huge love sword

http://cvjpjacv.cn/

Might be worth a try 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

We are all sure you have a 'huge love sword' BM, truly.








































snigger 

[Snoopy]

We are all sure you have a 'huge love word' BM, truly.


snigger 

Do you mean SWORD?

[Nick]

We are all sure you have a 'huge love word' BM, truly.


snigger 

Do you mean SWORD?

The pen is mightier than the sword, especially in his case

[Grumpmeister]

And how is the patient lady this morning?

I will admit to having a smidge of a headache first thing - but now all gone 
Think I might have had a glass or two last night............all in the line of duty of course!
Well done boys on not making toooooooooooo much of a mess in the bar last night and in case you were wondering no the bed didn't need the oiling 

It may be worth checking one of those viagra emails that everyone seems to get LL...