The Official Apprentice Thread...

[Mr Happy]

Well it's started again, same shit different year.

First Exit, some twat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/7/type/contestant.html

Or his very own not too pompous site:

http://www.delacy-brown.com/biography.html

Berek will be interested in this one:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/13/type/contestant.html

She did say this though:

"I can sell anything. I can sell pieces of paper for £50 and making a living out of it."

Yes love, they were £50 notes.

Next for the chop:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/8/type/contestant.html

"I’m a true example of pure class and elegance. I don’t try to be glamorous – I'm just naturally like that."

Modesty is her best feature.

A trained lawyer, Sara decided to 'save the family company' - selling cars - by taking over the reins from her brothers and doing her family proud.

By 'sell' do they mean short term hire? A-Z Cabs perchance?

 

[Barman]

I haven’t watched it… 

I take it every available ethnic minority is represented? 

[Just One More]

I haven’t watched it… 

I take it every available ethnic minority is represented? 

Cynic!

(but I bet you're right)

[Berek]

Pleased to see him go, what an annoying shit shovelling turd burglar he was

[Berek]

this one is an annoying twat as well

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/3/type/contestant.html

[Mr Happy]

I haven’t watched it… 

I take it every available ethnic minority is represented? 

Yup, there's even a Northerner...

[Barman]

I haven’t watched it… 

I take it every available ethnic minority is represented? 

Yup, there's even a Northerner...