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Re: Saw this and thought of Berek
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2008, 10:46:34 AM »
Too close to the truth. whistle:
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Re: Saw this and thought of Berek
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 01:13:59 PM »
http://theweekly.co.uk/4401/irregular_dread/

You thought of Berek??

YOU THOUGHT OF BEREK???????

In the name of all that's holy, Nick, why Berek?

If you'd been reminded of yourself, I could go along with it, but Berek?

If it were porn then, yes, Berek.

But it is YOU who has the track record in the disaster stakes: Badgers, flannels in microwaves to mention just a couple (I won't go into a spare 165 ft of speaker cable).
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Saw this and thought of Berek
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 01:20:01 PM »
Well yes. My shredder packed up the other day,so I decided to burn some old bank statements.Ended up putting them in a big terracotta flower pot on the back doorstep.

Messy noooo:

Mrs Nick found some remains of the evidence when she got home.

ANd I burnt my foot. evil:
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Re: Saw this and thought of Berek
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 01:20:42 PM »
Well yes. My shredder packed up the other day,so I decided to burn some old bank statements.Ended up putting them in a big terracotta flower pot on the back doorstep.

Messy noooo:

Mrs Nick found some remains of the evidence when she got home.

ANd I burnt my foot. evil:

Q.E.D.

I rest my case m'lud.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!