That there plane crash yesterday

[Snoopy]

But I'd have to supervise all those things ('cept the toenails ... if you think I'm letting any of these three near me with a sharp instrument think again)
Nah ~ easier to threaten to beat the sh*t out of them or if they are really bad ~ tell their mother 

[Grumpmeister]

  It's not a f*cking joke .... I'm trying to get them to turn the bloody lights off when they have finished with them, without actually going up stairs, dragging them from their beds and beating the sh*t out of them.

Invest in some of those motion sensor external lights and then wire them on the landing. No on/off switch then. If nobody is on the landing the lights will turn off themselves after a while.

[Darwins Selection]

clearing out the crisper in the fridge

The crisper what?

Did you keep underwear in the refrigerator?