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[Nick]

Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?

the involvement of solicitors seems to be all the rage these days 

That drumroll emoticon is my favourite and is reserved for my use only. You will be hearing from my solicitors!

[Berek]

 

[Bar Wench]

No it doesn't! Cream rises to the top! Hence the saying top off the milk.

Do I really have to spell everything out for you this week?

You refer to manky (bad) cream.

I made a play on this theme, from a wicked agricultural perspective, of selling manky cream by hiding it below good (non-manky) milk.

You are perfectly correct in your assertion, no doubt gleaned from the "Bunty Domestic Science Annual", that cream is indeed less dense than milk and will thus float on its surface, irrespective of the degree of mankiness.

I am sending you the large box of Swiss chocolates that you will be craving.
filled with Evening Primrose oil and Nytol.

I am having a bad week. So sorry. 

Chocolate sounds good.

[Misunderstood]

Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?

Depends on what you want to call him...

[Darwins Selection]

Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?

Depends on what you want to call him...

I favour culling solicitors.

[Pastis]

Ah yes. Culling, Culling & Culling, Solicitors Atte Lawe, The Shambles, off Slaughterhouse Lane

[Darwins Selection]

Ah yes. Culling, Culling & Culling, Solicitors Atte Lawe, The Shambles, off Slaughterhouse Lane

Do you know the Cullings then?

Young Rupert Culling fagged for me at Harrow.

[Pastis]

 

I once took Stephany, the middle brother, to the May Ball. He was very careful to shave his legs - apparently it runs in the family, knives, razors, that sort of thing.

[Darwins Selection]

I once took Stephany, the middle brother. .

  I hope.

[Pastis]

  I hope.

  A double bagger!

[Nick]

Smite

[Boozehag]

  I hope.

  A double bagger!

I think I can honestly say that I have never seen a good looking Lawyer....except when a Doberman is sitting on top of course.