NEVER GET OLD!

[Sour Puss]

     

I pulled an older woman at a club last night. 

 She was a right sort for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter
 threesome ?   

 I said: "No I haven't as it happens..." 

 So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".   

 I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

 "Mum!....you awake ?"   

[Snoopy]

I'd smite you if that wasn't so damn near the truth of an experience of many, many years ago.