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Cheap at twice the price
« on: May 12, 2008, 03:06:46 PM »
Esther Ranzen (AKA A Raddled Old Baggage) one time "star" of TV and errrrrTV was at the Polo Masters Tournament in Hurtwood Park yesterday ..... Posing as ever and enjoying the reflected glory of some minor royals etc.

She had forgotten to take the price tag off her frock  point:

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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 04:20:12 PM »
I think you will find it's her price tag. £4.99.

See also: Duchess of York
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 04:22:27 PM »
Saucer of cream take your fancy? Miaow!
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 04:43:33 PM »
Two words that always made me chuckle...

















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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 04:48:02 PM »
In my RAF days, when the annual sports day came round and for any other events marguees would be erected, white posts inserted in little stands and whitened ropes strung. Signs would then be placed at the entrance to each of the three identical enclosures. "OFFICERS AND LADIES" "NCOs AND FAMILIES" "OTHER RANKS" ..... and never let them forget their betters my boy!
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 04:51:45 PM »


And this week on Animal Hospital, an old nag will be put out to pasture  whistle:
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 05:05:05 PM »
At least she hasn't got a book out...  noooo:
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 05:07:46 PM »
One hopes not ...... but you never know.
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 05:08:48 PM »
I spect she buys a lot of OMO
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 05:13:33 PM »
What would Cyril Fletcher have to say about her?  noooo:
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 05:21:01 PM »
A raddled old tart, name of Rantzen
Was seen at the polo, prancin'
Around in the paddock
The silly old haddock
Is still looking for a little romancin'
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Re: Cheap at twice the price
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 05:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 12, 2008, 05:21:01 PM
A raddled old tart, name of Rantzen
Was seen at the polo, prancin'
Around in the paddock
The silly old haddock
Is still looking for a little romancin'
happ096
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