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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2008, 07:50:11 AM »
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2008, 07:52:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:23:39 AM
Well it is having no effect on the mozzies evil:


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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM »
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2008, 08:01:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:

David Blunkett fondling your head ..... noooo:

It's too early in the morning for such thoughts  sick2:
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2008, 08:07:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:
How do they get through your hair?  rubschin:

Wait a minute... you don't think... of course!  ;D

Baldynick!

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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2008, 08:07:46 AM »
It is well known that midges like people with a full head of hair, which is why you are not similarly afflicted.
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2008, 08:09:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:07:46 AM
It is well known that midges like people with a full head of hair, which is why you are not similarly afflicted.
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You're as bald as a coot!  happy001

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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 08:14:11 AM »
Is that a coot?
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2008, 08:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:14:11 AM
Is that a coot?
No.... just your little airfield for midges...  ;D
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2008, 08:29:19 AM »
Lend us a wig, baldy! evil:

Or perhaps Wenchy can supply some shavings. I have glue!
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2008, 08:31:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:29:19 AM
Lend us a wig, baldy! evil:

Or perhaps Wenchy can supply some shavings. I have glue!
Haven't you got enough to comb over?  rubschin:

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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2008, 08:32:03 AM »
I have golden tresses!
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2008, 08:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:32:03 AM
I have golden tresses!
Of course, of course...  point:
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Re: FAO Mrs Nick
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2008, 08:49:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2008, 08:01:35 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:

David Blunkett fondling your head ..... noooo:

It's too early in the morning for such thoughts  sick2:

You are only jealous cos he has not offered to fondle you.

Not that he has offered to fondle me, I hasten to add.

Do you like Labradors?
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