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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2008, 12:39:49 PM »
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2008, 12:51:25 PM »
The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2008, 01:32:46 PM »
He spit in my coat
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2008, 02:10:30 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.

Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2008, 03:01:25 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 23, 2008, 02:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.

Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?

Are you taking the pi55 ?!
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2008, 03:12:38 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 23, 2008, 02:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.

Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?

Are you taking the pi55 ?!

Uh-oh. This is going to set Mrs TG off.  scared2:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2008, 04:32:47 PM »
Quote from: TG on May 23, 2008, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 23, 2008, 02:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.

Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?

Are you taking the pi55 ?!

Uh-oh. This is going to set Mrs TG off.  scared2:

YEP to right...
your mentioned scousers what is the problem?  Angry9:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2008, 04:39:55 PM »
Calm yourself - it's nothing that a napalm strafing wouldn't cure...
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2008, 05:03:21 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 23, 2008, 02:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.

Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?

Are you taking the pi55 ?!

I asked employed, not worked
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2008, 05:12:02 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 04:39:55 PM
Calm yourself - it's nothing that a napalm strafing wouldn't cure...

NOOOOOOOOOO! I have to live with her!  scared2:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2008, 05:53:48 PM »
Do you have (or had) hub caps on your car?

My sympathies. Although I like Scousers - some of my best servants stemmed from that neck of the woods...
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2008, 06:27:09 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 05:53:48 PM
Do you have (or had) hub caps on your car?

My sympathies. Although I like Scousers - some of my best servants stemmed from that neck of the woods...

nah we don't have a car!
they all love me in work, with my humerus sense of humour....
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2008, 06:33:30 PM »
Did I mention they work best when whipped now and then? They are like dogs, only less loyal and they have more fleas. Other than that, they are fine. Oh - and burning a portrait of John Lennon can yield instant tears/wailing.
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2008, 07:22:42 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 06:33:30 PM
Did I mention they work best when whipped now and then? They are like dogs, only less loyal and they have more fleas. Other than that, they are fine. Oh - and burning a portrait of John Lennon can yield instant tears/wailing.


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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2008, 10:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 11:11:37 AM
Police horse? they're probably trained to do that.  ;D

Given that police animals are trained to protect the public it probably sensed the nick-o-rays and acted to stop the car blowing up. whistle:
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