1. If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, whose fault is it? - The motorcyclist; he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.
2. What's long and hard a screws women? - An I.Q. Test.
3. Recent scientific studies have proved that the most intelligent gene can be found in women. Unfortunately 98% out them spit it back out.
4. A man walks over to a beautiful woman in a bar and says "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question".
"It depends" she replied.
"OK. How many men have you slept with?"
"I'm not going to tell you that" she said "It's my business"
"Sorry" he said "I didn't realise you made a living out of it.
