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Living In Wales
« on: June 15, 2008, 01:52:40 PM »
Sometimes living in North Wales can be annoying but then sometimes the locals fulfil my expectations to a point that is almost unreal. This advert appeared this week in a local (very local) newspaper and is just soooooooo Welsh as to be almost a caricature

Under the "Furniture for Sale" column in the Classified Section

                  DFS SUITE
3 seater (with recliner) 2 seater & 1 Chair
   Multi Colour, VGC (used in best room)
                   £250 ONO

It is the "Used in best room" qualification that made me laugh ~ how Welsh can you get?

Please folks ~ tell me it's not just me ....... is it?
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 02:02:43 PM »
Sometimes living in North Wales can be annoying but then sometimes the locals fulfil my expectations to a point that is almost unreal. This advert appeared this week in a local (very local) newspaper and is just soooooooo Welsh as to be almost a caricature

Under the "Furniture for Sale" column in the Classified Section

                  DFS SUITE
3 seater (with recliner) 2 seater & 1 Chair
   Multi Colour, VGC (used in best room)
                   £250 ONO

It is the "Used in best room" qualification that made me laugh ~ how Welsh can you get?

Please folks ~ tell me it's not just me ....... is it?
Made me laugh!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 02:06:09 PM »
I'm so pleased it's not just me. I sometimes wonder if I am the only sane person in the village.
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 02:17:45 PM »
 lol:  For "used in best room" read "seldom used in best room since no-one's ever allowed in there"

I don't know if this still happens but there was a time when 3 piece suites in showrooms used to be displayed with a clear PVC cover. I was looking for a flat to rent years ago and along with girlfriend was shown around. There, in the living room was a brand new 3 piece complete with PVC.

"Oh... new furniture as well!" remarked the girlfriend

"No, it's a few years old, but we like to keep the shiny cover on to keep it clean" said the landlady  eeek:

That, and the white tardis like shower cubicle in the corner made for one of the quickest viewings of the weekend as we left trying to hold back fits of the giggles
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 02:39:35 PM »
Until we moved here 7 years ago I didn't realise that people still had "best rooms".
This house has what the estate agent (pauses to spit) referred to as 2 reception rooms, dining room, kitchen/breakfast room, store room and large panelled entrance hall, featuring a "Delft Shelf", with stairs to upper floor. When we viewed we were shown round by the then owner, incidentally the daughter of the original builder, who ushered us from room to room explaining what each was called.  Because the "store room" was used to store her grandchildren's toys she called it the "Games Room" ~ it is now my study/office. The deeds and original plans showed that her Father had originally designated it as his office and I have since met one of his employees who remembers being paid through the window of this room on a Friday evening.
But to get to the point. She showed us one "Reception Room" with the words "This is my sitting room" and sure enough it looked as if that was its use, having a three piece suite, a bag of knitting and a TV set in it. The next and slightly larger "Reception Room" she described as "My Christmas Room". Later investigation revealed that she was a widow and that her four daughters had all married and left home some years before. The whole family visited her over Christmas and that was the only time that the "Christmas Room" was ever used but she felt that calling it "The Front Room" was too old fashioned and a bit "common". All her daughters and grandchildren that we have subsequently met called it the "Front Room" although strangely both reception rooms are at the front of the house. We, by the way, call them "The Family Room" and "The Music Room" because the big TV + Sky box etc are in the larger room and the kids tend to congregate there whilst the "Music Room" has a piano, guitars, violins etc in it as well as a lot of SWMBO's tat mountain.
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 03:37:12 PM »
I'm so pleased it's not just me. I sometimes wonder if I am the only sane person in the village.
I also like the the way they bring attention to DFS as if it was something special!
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 03:45:36 PM »
I'm so pleased it's not just me. I sometimes wonder if I am the only sane person in the village.
I also like the the way they bring attention to DFS as if it was something special!

The preceeding advert referred to an M&S Three Piece Suite. It seems to be the accepted fashion here that you name the shop where you bought it ~ rather in the way people like to advertise "Chippendale" in the "County" magazines and "Ercol" in the Sunday supplements. Pretention knows no bounds  ::)
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 04:02:49 PM »
I'm so pleased it's not just me. I sometimes wonder if I am the only sane person in the village.
I also like the the way they bring attention to DFS as if it was something special!

The preceeding advert referred to an M&S Three Piece Suite. It seems to be the accepted fashion here that you name the shop where you bought it ~ rather in the way people like to advertise "Chippendale" in the "County" magazines and "Ercol" in the Sunday supplements. Pretention knows no bounds  ::)
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 04:18:36 PM »
It is curious. When does branding become important? If I advertised a car for sale I'd be duty bound to specify its make and marque but of course not where or whom I bought it from. When a piece of furniture... I wonder what determines the point at which it behoves you to disclose the maker?

I bought a couple of uplighters last year; I knew exactly what I wanted and happened to find a pair on ebay that fitted the bill... they worked... they were what I wanted for given space and price... they were originally from Ikea   shrugs:  who cares? 

It is curious that some traders have managed to "up the anti" on their wares to the point of being "centres of excellence"   noooo:
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2008, 04:26:49 PM »
Most of the classified in the local papers here refer to the shop rather than the make. Beds seem to be the exception where people will put "Slumberland" or "Myers" but for three piece suites, chairs and the like it is the shop that gets the mention AND yes Ikea features heavily in the bedroom furniture and lighting departments. Baby stuff mentions either the make or the shop depending on whether it is a trendy make or just plain Mothercare. Cars are only ever make and model ~ oh and all cars are "As new" ::)

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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2008, 04:41:12 PM »
It is curious. When does branding become important? If I advertised a car for sale I'd be duty bound to specify its make and marque but of course not where or whom I bought it from. When a piece of furniture... I wonder what determines the point at which it behoves you to disclose the maker?

I bought a couple of uplighters last year; I knew exactly what I wanted and happened to find a pair on ebay that fitted the bill... they worked... they were what I wanted for given space and price... they were originally from Ikea   shrugs:  who cares? 

It is curious that some traders have managed to "up the anti" on their wares to the point of being "centres of excellence"   noooo:
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Excellent post... I have no idea where the line is... but I wouldn't personally have mentioned DFS. Apart from anything else you'd be thinking 'they bought the bastard thing in a sale and are now trying to rip me off'...  lol:
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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2008, 08:23:23 AM »
Personally I prefer it when they mention it. Especially if they are recent "models" that way you can go and see the actual pictures on the official website which often give a much clearer idea of what it actually is.

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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2008, 08:55:51 AM »

The next and slightly larger "Reception Room" she described as "My Christmas Room". Later investigation revealed that she was a widow and that her four daughters had all married and left home some years before. The whole family visited her over Christmas and that was the only time that the "Christmas Room" was ever used but she felt that calling it "The Front Room" was too old fashioned and a bit "common".

Oh Snoppy this part of your story made my eyes leak  sad32: This lady obviously has (had) such happy memories of her daughters Xmas visits that naming that particulalr room after the actual event it was used for (annually and no more by the sounds of it) made her happy !!!

Perahps I'd better re-name our master  ::) ::) ::) bedroom the sex room then for the same reasons  rubschin:  eveilgrin:   

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Re: Living In Wales
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2008, 09:31:53 AM »
I cannot have every room in the house, including the stairs, named the "sex-room" now can I. whistle:



Or are you saying that BM only gets his evil way with you once a year?
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