Poor Mr TG......................

[Grumpmeister]

  bloody keyboard hasnt been the same since the 'cleaner' decided that you clean them with a sanitiser spray and a wire brush 

[Snoopy]

bloody keyboard hasnt been the same since the 'cleaner' decided that you clean them with a sanitiser spray and a wire brush 

That sounds painful 

[Grumpmeister]

Not half as painful as where I was prepared to stick that wire brush as it was my personal keyboard and not a company issue one. 

[Barman]

Many years ago (when I was a young lad) I worked in an office (I met LL there) that had a ‘telephone cleaner’…

She was the most disgusting, filthy specimen of a human being - sort of - that I have ever seen. After having your ‘phone cleaned (once a month or so) you felt sick for weeks after… 

[Nick]

LL was a ‘telephone cleaner’…

She is the most disgusting, filthy specimen of a human being - sort of - that I have ever seen. After having your ‘phone cleaned (once a month or so) you felt sick for weeks after…