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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2008, 09:36:21 AM »
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Like an adult, a baby crocodile is a master of the stealthy hunting technique known as ambush predation. Keeping eyes, ears, and nose at a surface level with the water or seeming to appear asleep on the bank, a crocodile will patiently observe its potential pretty for hours until it is absolutely ready to strike. Baby crocodiles are born with this instinct. They do not have to learn. The biggest risk they face at an early age is actually not of starving to death but of being eaten by larger crocodiles. In this regard the mother is their protector and defender, keeping larger animals of their own kind away until her young can develop and survive on their own.



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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2008, 09:59:41 AM »
"Never trust a crocodile that complans of a sore back tooth"

Taken from the collected sayings of Mboto Kadogo aka the wise old man.

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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2008, 10:11:46 AM »
I once went alligator spotting in Louisiana(long story). Alligators have a small territory.Crocs pursue their prey like the Canadian Mounted Police  scared2:

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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2008, 10:13:19 AM »
I have never met a crocodile thank you. At least not that sort. Times being tight I am getting interested in Croc breeding for pleasure and profit!

What could possibly go wrong?

I may need some advice from a good and experienced farmer
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2008, 10:17:49 AM »
I have never met a crocodile thank you. At least not that sort. Times being tight I am getting interested in Croc breeding for pleasure and profit!

What could possibly go wrong?

I may need some advice from a good and experienced farmer


Anything with that many teeth should be made into a handbag by somebody a long way away.


BTW, what sort of crocodile have you met?
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2008, 10:18:41 AM »
Her name was Jennifer!  scared2:
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2008, 10:20:09 AM »
I have never met a crocodile thank you. At least not that sort. Times being tight I am getting interested in Croc breeding for pleasure and profit!

What could possibly go wrong?

I may need some advice from a good and experienced farmer


Anything with that many teeth should be made into a handbag by somebody a long way away.


BTW, what sort of crocodile have you met?

The one I met sat behind a desk in an office, the door to which bore the legend "Financial Adviser".
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2008, 10:25:35 AM »
Crocs?  rubschin:



I am confused, they wouldn't taste nice at all!

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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2008, 10:31:13 AM »
Especially after you'd worn them
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2008, 10:37:01 AM »
Cheese substitute?
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2008, 10:37:32 AM »
Couldn't be any worse!  sick2:

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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2008, 10:38:00 AM »
You could grill them on top of a pizza
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2008, 10:38:54 AM »
P'raps we should start calling her "Tofu Feet"  whistle:
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Re: Crocodiles
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2008, 10:39:41 AM »
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