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SNogging teenagers
« on: July 16, 2008, 04:03:57 PM »
All very fine, especially as the lady teen is very  eyes:.

But why on my front doorstep for an hour every night?  cussing:

Boy teen is the usual spotty herbert! How come he lands the school beauty queen? It''s not fair!
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2008, 04:10:15 PM »
Elbow him to one side and show her what a real man is like.


Alternatively elbow her to one side and show him what a real man is like.
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2008, 04:48:26 PM »
 evil:
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2008, 05:03:10 PM »
Or throw a bucket of cold water over the balcony  eveilgrin:
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2008, 07:53:04 PM »
She is too  cloud9: for that

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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2008, 08:14:20 PM »
Given Nick's power of calamity l give it a week till the boy cracks his password & happily shows this thread to Mrs Nick point:
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 07:04:32 AM »
She is too  cloud9: for that

I would!

































Dirty old man mode  eveilgrin:

Revert to previous suggestion re elbowing boy to one side or pour the cold water over your own head. Depends if she is 16 or not. whistle:
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 07:32:18 AM »
They are 6th formers  eveilgrin:
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 07:43:07 AM »
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 09:08:46 AM »
They are 6th formers  eveilgrin:

Whatcha waiting for?
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2008, 09:09:43 AM »
Well. Hang on. Mrs Nick is away  rubschin:
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Re: SNogging teenagers
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 09:13:23 AM »
And ............................  tunble:
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