Little Sally showed her Dad her school report, mostly A's and a couple of B's -- but across the bottom, her teacher had written, "Sally is clever and works well BUT but she talks too much. Next term I'll try something which I hope will break her of the habit."
Sally's Dad signed the copy of her report to go back to the school and added this note: "Please let me know if your idea works. I'd like to try it on her mother!"
*Names have been changed to protect me
