Juke Box

[Misunderstood]

I'd be happy to feed the damn juke box with sixpences all day for it to play NOTHING!
3 minutes silence for 6d ~ a bargain in my estimation.

What a brilliant suggestion from the pup.

Here's 10/-

[Darwins Selection]

I shall continue to ignore you all and listen to Britten and Dvorak on my iPod.

[Mr Happy]

I'd be happy to feed the damn juke box with sixpences all day for it to play NOTHING!
3 minutes silence for 6d ~ a bargain in my estimation.

Snoopy (or Snoop Dog if you prefer) that option is available, ?2 to ban 5 songs.

I reckon I could ban all music for ?1million.

Anise, i too enjoy the odd dozen classical tunes and would be happy for you to suggest some, to write off all other genres is more than a tad arrogant...

[grumpyoldsoldier]

To play

Anything by Donny Osmond
Val Doonican  singing the Motown Chartbusters
Any Scottish singer in a kilt singing a selection on New Years Eve songs
Any Irish singer singing about the troubles
and finally any backing tracks from your local Morris Dancers group



Amazingly I feel a lot better for telling you all that!

[Darwins Selection]

To play

Anything by Donny Osmond
Val Doonican  singing the Motown Chartbusters
Any Scottish singer in a kilt singing a selection on New Years Eve songs
Any Irish singer singing about the troubles
and finally any backing tracks from your local Morris Dancers group



Amazingly I feel a lot better for telling you all that!

Would you prefer your corpse to be found in the carpark or the gents?

[Barman]

To play

Anything by Donny Osmond
Val Doonican  singing the Motown Chartbusters
Any Scottish singer in a kilt singing a selection on New Years Eve songs
Any Irish singer singing about the troubles
and finally any backing tracks from your local Morris Dancers group



Amazingly I feel a lot better for telling you all that!

Get out!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Am I banned?   Sorry, I was haing a moment....

[Barman]

Am I banned?   Sorry, I was haing a moment....

You are forgiven - put 6d in and play us something nice... 

[Darwins Selection]

. . . I was haing a moment. .  .

That sort of "White Heather Club" talk won't help your case one bit.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I most humbly beg forgiveness from the honorable members and throw myself on the mercy of the pub. 

[Snoopy]

I most humbly beg forgiveness from the honorable members and throw myself on the mercy of the pub. 

I suppose we could let him off ~ if he promises to stop limping round the bars, whistling Colonel Bogey and scrounging drinks off the tourists.