Arsenal f.c have offered Gary glitter a job with the youth academy Garry glitter said he was delighted at the chance to put seaman Back into the under 13s
1.5 Million parents and kids are fleeing New Orleans, I don't blame them especially after hearing that Hurricane Glitter was on it's way.
Gary Glitter and Wacko Jacko are sitting on a park bench when a 12 year old girl walks by. Glitter nudges Jacko and says, "Fucking hell mate, I bet she was a looker in hey day"
To celebrate his return McDonalds is introducing the Glitterburger, 60 year old meat in 10 year old buns
