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Nick Clegg's Speech
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:07:26 PM »
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 01:08:15 PM »
Lib Dem. "Go home and prepare for Government" Etc.
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 01:12:36 PM »
Well I wouldn't vote for him - especially if 'he' telephoned me this afternoon in the guise of a 'market survey'...  noooo:
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 01:17:37 PM »
I'm not sure I'd vote for any of them.

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 01:19:05 PM »
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 01:19:27 PM »
I'm not sure I'd vote for any of them.

I have a cunning plan of creating a party called 'None of the above'. Guarranteed vote winner in the next election.
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 06:57:10 PM »
Did anybody get a call...?  rubschin:
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 06:58:15 PM »
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 07:03:26 PM »
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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2008, 06:22:38 AM »
Are there any poloticians left who can actually SPEAK thier minds? The teleprompter that tosser was using was a s big as cinema screen.

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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 06:25:59 AM »
Are there any poloticians left who can actually SPEAK thier minds? The teleprompter that tosser was using was a s big as cinema screen.

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I thought it said on the wireless that he walked around without notes... I didn't realise there was a Teleprompter...

I agree with you, a politician should be able to learn his speech (and the value of the pension) and speak from the heart... perhaps glancing at his notes now and then...

No wonder he sounbded so insipid - rather like he was reading from a Teleprompter in fact...  noooo:

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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 07:28:33 AM »
They showed it on the news it was a massive thing amid the audience.

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Re: Nick Clegg's Speech
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2008, 09:54:00 AM »
Are there any poloticians left who can actually SPEAK thier minds? The teleprompter that tosser was using was a s big as cinema screen.

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Here is an example of a speech given by a politician who spoke his mind.

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Thats why they have teleprompts and scriptwriters TG.
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