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Offline Nick

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« on: September 22, 2008, 05:59:56 PM »
She married and had 13 children. Then her husband died.

 

She married again and had 7 children. Again, her husband died.

 

Then she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

 

She finally died after having 25 children.

 

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

 

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they're finally together.”

 

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”

 

The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs'.

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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 06:06:37 PM »
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