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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2008, 11:30:30 AM »
Wot he said!
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2008, 11:31:52 AM »
I think you will find that the word "AND" qualifies the statement. That or the Highways Agency is run by Southern Softies
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2008, 11:32:37 AM »
 whistle:
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2008, 11:42:19 AM »
He's stopped banging
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2008, 11:50:27 AM »
Who has and what was he banging?
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2008, 11:50:45 AM »
1. Roofer
2. Roof
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2008, 11:56:47 AM »
 rubschin: Roof leaks, contact roofer, roofer arrives and hits roof with hammer.

Is this frustration on the part of the roofer, is he warding off demons or is it a serious attempt to make you believe he is doing something?
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2008, 12:45:19 PM »
Dunno.I went and hid
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2008, 05:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 02, 2008, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: TG on October 01, 2008, 07:33:24 PM
are you saying he is tight?  rubschin:

He's a bloke and he's Northern. What do you think?

You say that like it's a bad thing!

All together now -
Black pudding and mushy peas
a ferret down me trousers if you please
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2008, 06:06:25 PM »
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ferret down me trousers if you please

If you so wish  eveilgrin:
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Re: Our new roof
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2008, 06:18:50 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 02, 2008, 11:56:47 AM
rubschin: Roof leaks, contact roofer, roofer arrives and hits roof with hammer.

Is this frustration on the part of the roofer, is he warding off demons or is it a serious attempt to make you believe he is doing something?

Thats a plausible reason, any layman not familar with the life of Captain Calamity could take one look at his antics and decide he's been possessed.  whistle:
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