One of each on a train.
Englishman says: "Our pubs are the best. They have a two hour happy hour where all the beer is half price and you get free sausages"
Scotsman says."No our pubs are the best. Happy hour is from 7 till midnight.Half price beer and a free whisky chaser with each one."
Irishman say. "Our pubs are better than that. You get free drinks all evening and then you get to go upstairs and get shagged silly for as long as you want."
The other two say, "Really
.HOw does that work?"
The Irshman says, "I'm not sure. I'll have to ask my sister."
