- Two paedophiles are sitting on a beach. One says to the other "Oi, get out of my son".
- What's black and blue, sits in a corner and doesn't like sex?
- A rape victim
A paedophile is walking through some woods late at night with a small boy. The boy says "I'm scared". The paedophile turns to him and says "YOU'RE scared?! What about me, I've got to walk back on my own!"
